This Isn't 'Nam Smokey, It's Bowling and There Are Rules Men's T-shirt

This gray 100 percent cotton T-shirt by Kindred Clothiers blends bowling with war imagery and a picture of a guy who looks oddly like John Goodman. Stylists Say: "It's time you started bowling. How have you made it this long in your life without getting a least decent at it?"

• Kindred Clothiers